Don't Take From Liam Neeson
"If you don't pay a ransom of $40,000,000,000 you'll never see your sound bar and subwoofer again," a voice says.
"That's a lot of zeroes," says Liam Neeson, who portrayed Qui-Gon Jinn in Star Wars Episode I. "Do you know how many?"
A pause.
"How many what?" asks the voice.
"Zeroes," says the star of Michael Collins.
"Ten, I think," says the voice.
"That was your first mistake," whisper-sneers Neeson, who was ranked among the 100 Sexiest Stars in Film History by Empire magazine.
"How was that a mistake?" asks the confused voice.
"Asking that was your second mistake," assures the calm Irish actor whose turn as Oskar Schindler in Schindler's List coincidentally earned him an Oscar nomination. He opens a gold box that holds his Oscar-nominated gun.
"Never mind, you can have your stuff back, it's in your hall closet," says the voice.
"It's too late for that," threatens the actor whose first role was in 1978's Pilgrim's Progress. Neeson opens fire on the grand piano in his parlor.
On the floor next to the destroyed piano is a cell phone still on the line.
"I knew I should've had that piano tuned," quips the star who appeared in Clash of the Titans, The A-Team, and The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader in the same year.
Features
Upgrade your TV's audio with VIZIO’s 38” 2.1 Home Theater Sound Bar with Wireless Subwoofer. The perfect addition to any small to medium sized HDTV, this sound bar connects easily to your TV with just one cable. The wireless subwoofer adds bass missing from your TV, all without the need to run any extra wires. Built-in Bluetooth allows you to wirelessly stream music from a smartphone or tablet, while Dolby Digital and DTS Digital Surround™ audio technologies turn movies, TV and games into an immersive audio experience.
Expansive Audio
Upgrade to premium audio with VIZIO’s 38” 2.1 Channel Home Theater Sound Bar. Best in class audio performance delivers up to 100 dB of room filling, crystal clear sound with less than
DTS TruSurround™ is a virtual surround sound solution that delivers a realistic surround sound environment over Stereo or 3.1 speaker configurations, most notably on sound bars.
DTS TruVolume
DTS TruVolume™ is a revolutionary solution that provides a consistent and comfortable volume level for a more enjoyable multimedia experience. Simply set the volume once.
Dolby Digital
Dolby Digital provides rich, enveloping sound that adds impact and realism both at the movies and in your home theater.
2.1 Surround Sound
This Sound Bar features stereo full-range drivers and a wireless subwoofer for powerful bass. Built-in technology includes Dolby Digital and DTS TruSurround to simulate amazing surround sound.
Wireless Subwoofer
This subwoofer can be placed almost anywhere in the room* — wireless means you get great sound and your home stays free of clutter. Rich, powerful bass transforms movies, music, and TV into an explosive experience.
*Wireless Subwoofer range approximately 60 feet – line of sight from Sound bar.
Bluetooth Streaming
Bluetooth allows for wireless streaming of music from a smartphone, tablet, computer or music player etc. Simply pair your device with the sound bar, then sit back and DJ from the comfort of the couch.
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska and Hawaii is not available for this item
A physical address is required for delivery. No Military or PO Box shipments available
Warranty: 30 Day VIZIO
Specs
- Sound Bar Size: 38”
- Sound Bar Speakers: Left & Right Channels (each) – 3.0” full-range drivers
- Subwoofer Speaker: 6.0” Subwoofer
- Sound Pressure Level: 100 dB
- Sound Bar Frequency: 50 Hz - 19 kHz
- Subwoofer Frequency: 50 Hz - 100 Hz
- Audio Decoding Technology: Dolby Digital®
- Sound Enhancement Technology: DTS TruSurround™, DTS TruVolume™
- Wireless Range (Subwoofer): 60’ Line of sight
- Bluetooth: Yes
- Sound Bar Buttons: Power, Input, Bluetooth, Volume Up, Volume Down
- Remote: Yes
- Power Input: 120V 60 Hz
- Installation: Table top and wall-mountable
Connections:
- Analog Audio input: 1 x Stereo RCA
- Analog Audio input: 1 x 3.5mm stereo mini jack
- Digital Audio input: 1 x RCA (Coaxial)
- Digital Audio input: 1 x Optical (Toslink)
- USB input: 1 x USB (for .WAV audio Playback)
Dimensions and Weight:
- Product Dimensions: 37.94”W x 3.63”H x 2.88”D
- Product with Stand Weight: 5.2 lbs
- Subwoofer Dimensions: 13.5"W x 11.0”H x 6.0”D
- Subwoofer Weight: 9.5 lbs
In the box:
- Sound Bar
- Wireless Subwoofer
- Remote Control
- RCA to 3.5mm Audio Cable
- Digital Coaxial Cable
- Optical Digital Cable
- Wall mounts
- Sound Bar Power Cable
- Wireless Subwoofer Power Cable
Specs
- Sound Bar Size: 38”
- Sound Bar Speakers: Left & Right Channels (each) – 3.0” full-range drivers
- Subwoofer Speaker: 6.0” Subwoofer
- Sound Pressure Level: 100 dB
- Sound Bar Frequency: 50 Hz - 19 kHz
- Subwoofer Frequency: 50 Hz - 100 Hz
- Audio Decoding Technology: Dolby Digital®
- Sound Enhancement Technology: DTS TruSurround™, DTS TruVolume™
- Wireless Range (Subwoofer): 60’ Line of sight
- Bluetooth: Yes
- Sound Bar Buttons: Power, Input, Bluetooth, Volume Up, Volume Down
- Remote: Yes
- Power Input: 120V 60 Hz
- Installation: Table top and wall-mountable
Connections:
- Analog Audio input: 1 x Stereo RCA
- Analog Audio input: 1 x 3.5mm stereo mini jack
- Digital Audio input: 1 x RCA (Coaxial)
- Digital Audio input: 1 x Optical (Toslink)
- USB input: 1 x USB (for .WAV audio Playback)
Dimensions and Weight:
- Product Dimensions: 37.94”W x 3.63”H x 2.88”D
- Product with Stand Weight: 5.2 lbs
- Subwoofer Dimensions: 13.5"W x 11.0”H x 6.0”D
- Subwoofer Weight: 9.5 lbs
In the box:
- Sound Bar
- Wireless Subwoofer
- Remote Control
- RCA to 3.5mm Audio Cable
- Digital Coaxial Cable
- Optical Digital Cable
- Wall mounts
- Sound Bar Power Cable
- Wireless Subwoofer Power Cable
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