Just ask Garmin...
Garmin, how do I get to the thing?
"Turn LEFT at the intersection, drive 1.6 miles, the destination is on your RIGHT."
Ok, what about once I get into the building?
"Walk into the main entrance, go to the 5th floor, turn LEFT, walk 15 feet, the destination is on your LEFT."
Great. What should I wear?
"Wear the SILVER pants with the silk blouse, POWDER BLUE scarf, and the BLACK boots."
One more question. Why is Chad such a jerk?
"It's COMPLICATED. He's been deeply DAMAGED by a childhood fear of SPREADSHEETS."
Ok, I'll try to be a good person.
"You are a good PERSON."