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Case Closed (July 2012): An excerpt from my rejected spec script for the show, Sherlock:
Int. British Room Day
SHERLOCK enters, looking tall, vampire-y, and British. JOHN WATSON follows him in, also in looking British but not as tall and pretty much vampire-free.
The room is decorated with ANTIQUE-Y BRITISH-LOOKING STUFF. A small TERRIER sleeps on the couch. The room is very clean and SHERLOCK and JOHN are the only people in it.
SHERLOCK: Wait, John. Don't take another step. I've already figured out everything there is to know about this room.