You feel like you're ready for a mid-life crisis, but the whole thing feels so daunting. You're supposed to get a sports car and a hot young boyfriend/girlfriend? That sounds like a lot of work. Why not just get an optical mouse shaped like a sports car and call it a crisis?
It all started when Detoir baron Longfellow T. Carsmith endeavored to manufacture a
car that looked like an optical computer mouse. His project, The Pointer, was a
profound critical and commercial disaster, but spawned the idea for computer
mice that look like cars.