Rechargeable Plasma Beam Lighter - 2 or 4 Packs
Don't light yourself on fire with this and, come to think of it, don't light anyone else on fire with it either. And don't light anyone's home or car or really any of their stuff on fire. And don't light plastic on fire because that puts out a really weird smell. And don't light garbage on fire, because I'm pretty sure that's illegal.
Ends on December 24 at 11:45PM CT