"There is but no mystery greater than the science of theater." That was Einstein who said that. Or maybe we just dreamed he said it. We've been doing that recently - confusing our dreams for reality. It's a problem. We're hoping a doctor can prescribe us something to help. Also, we're selling some Mystery Science Theater DVDs!
Mystery Science Theater 3000 is, you know, a thing. Where they make jokes. About old movies. We'd make our own jokes about it here, but we can't. Because the product is already intentionally funny. And everyone knows that if you try to be funny about something that is already funny, a black hole opens up and sucks you in.