It's a Woot OMG Deal! What is it?

This is an Outrageous Mystery Goody, not an OMG. We take something mad expensive, make it really cheap, but don't really tell you what it is. Why? We have our reasons. But they are good ones.

What can I expect when I open the box?

• This item is a refurb. A good quality refurb but still, a refurb. We want to make sure you understand this.
• I mean isn't a refurb something that another person has tried out once to ensure it works?
• This is one of the greatest things about a refurb. When this item was new, it was checked only ONCE for quality. Then someone bought it and used it (probably very little, trust us) and returned. Upon return, they checked it again. This thing has been checked on 2 separate occasions! Some might say this is better than having a new one!
• You know, sometimes we wonder why someone bothered coining the word refurbished in the first place if we were all going to end up saying 'refurb'. It's so much easier. It's only 2/3rd the amount of syllables. 
• Marketing just informed us that we have to make a mandatory kitten reference.
• Color: Refurb.

The fine print:

• This item is not eligible for returns (defect exceptions apply).
• There is just ONE of these items in the box.
• There will be only that one item in the box and nothing more.
• It's all the same item. Different people will not be getting different things.

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, and PO Boxes is not available for this item.

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty