HP: Howdy Pardner
Use this: to stir up ENVY among your friends who would envy a pretty good affordable laptop.
Don't use this: as a fragrance.
The only way to make this better would be: if when you opened it and closed like it was monster with a big mouth, it made loud chomping noises so you wouldn't have to do it yourself.
At the local watering hole, this would order: a drink for itself and then a drink for everyone else in the bar. And you'd be like, "I wish I was that cool."
Archie Tinker, rodeo cowboy, describes how to best wrangle this product: Thank'n much to its Intel® 3rd generation Core™ i7-3630QM quad-core processor, this HP can run a'mighty fast, but that'n bein' only in the sense metaphoric. In the sense of literals, it'n doesn't got more speed than a stetson on a pair'o roller skates, which'n is to say, not so speedy in nonesuch way, given that a stetson gots no feet to put'n inta them skates, nor any leg muscles for'n propulsion forward-wise. What's'n this all done adds upta is that ya kin pretty much just'a walk up to the HP an' pick'er'p. There ya have it! Done Dagwood! YEEEEEEEEEE-HHHAAAAAAAWWWWWW!
Features
- Powered by the latest Intel® 3rd generation Core™ i7-3630QM quad-core processor for responsive multitasking performance and energy efficiency in whatever you choose to do
- Last longer, use less power, and warm up quicker with the unique 17.3" Full HD Anti-Glare LED-backlit display
- 12GB DDR3 memory - For multitasking power, expandable to 16GB
- 1TB SATA hard drive has plenty of space to store your digital albums, music library and rich media files
- SuperMulti DVD±RW drive - watch movies on your computer; read and write CDs and DVDs in multiple formats
- USB 3.0 has transmission speeds of up to 5 Gbit/s, which is 10 times faster than USB 2.0
- Connect to a broadband modem or router with wired Ethernet, or wirelessly connect to a Wi-Fi signal or hotspot with the built in 802.11b/g/n wireless connection
- Easily link with other Bluetooth-enabled devices, such as a mobile phone or MP3s players
- Thanks to built-in Beats Audio™, quad speakers and a subwoofer, it's designed for the best sounding, richest audio available on a laptop
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WiDi ready – Intel Wireless Display lets you view and share content from your hard disk, home network or anywhere a browser can take you on the biggest screen in your home
Simply connect an adapter to your TV (not included), follow a few simple steps, and you’re off and running - Windows® 8 preloaded
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska and Hawaii is not available for this item
Warranty: 90 Day HP
Specs
Specifications: | |
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Processor: | Intel Core i7-3630QM (2.4GHz) |
Processor Core: | Quad-Core |
Screen Size: | 17.3" |
Aspect Ratio: | 16:9 |
Resolution: | 1920 x 1080 |
Display Type: | Full HD Anti-Glare LED-backlit |
Graphics: | Intel HD 4000 (up to 1696MB) |
Memory: | 12GB DDR3 (expandable to 16GB) |
Hard Drive: | 1TB SATA (5400rpm) with HP ProtectSmart Hard Drive Protection |
Optical Drive: | SuperMulti DVD±RW |
Network: | 10/100/1000Mbps Gigabit Ethernet |
Wireless: | 802.11b/g/n |
Bluetooth: | Yes |
WiDi Ready: | Yes |
Card Reader: | Multi-Format Digital Media Card Reader (SD, MMC) |
Battery: | 6-Cell Lithium-Ion |
Sound: | Beats Audio Quad Speakers & a Subwoofer |
Webcam: | HP TrueVision HD |
Microphone: | Dual Array Digital |
Keyboard: | Full-Size Island-Style with Numeric Keypad |
Pointing Device: | Touchpad with Multi-Touch Gesture Support |
Fingerprint Reader: | HP SimplePass with Integrated Fingerprint Reader |
I/O Ports: | |
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HDMI: | 1 |
USB 3.0: | 3 |
USB 2.0: | 1 |
VGA: | 1 |
RJ-45: | 1 |
Microphone-in: | 1 |
Headphone-out: | 1 |
Operating System: | |
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Genuine Windows 8 |
Power: | |
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90W AC Adapter 6-Cell 62WHr 2.8Ah Lithium-Ion Battery |
Dimensions: | |
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16.38"(W) x 1.39"(H) x 10.79"(D) |
Weight: | |
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6.94 lbs |
In the box:
- HP ENVY DV7-7243CL Quad-Core i7 Laptop with 17.3" Full HD LED Display
- 6-Cell Lithium-Ion Battery
- AC Adapter
Specs
Specifications: | |
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Processor: | Intel Core i7-3630QM (2.4GHz) |
Processor Core: | Quad-Core |
Screen Size: | 17.3" |
Aspect Ratio: | 16:9 |
Resolution: | 1920 x 1080 |
Display Type: | Full HD Anti-Glare LED-backlit |
Graphics: | Intel HD 4000 (up to 1696MB) |
Memory: | 12GB DDR3 (expandable to 16GB) |
Hard Drive: | 1TB SATA (5400rpm) with HP ProtectSmart Hard Drive Protection |
Optical Drive: | SuperMulti DVD±RW |
Network: | 10/100/1000Mbps Gigabit Ethernet |
Wireless: | 802.11b/g/n |
Bluetooth: | Yes |
WiDi Ready: | Yes |
Card Reader: | Multi-Format Digital Media Card Reader (SD, MMC) |
Battery: | 6-Cell Lithium-Ion |
Sound: | Beats Audio Quad Speakers & a Subwoofer |
Webcam: | HP TrueVision HD |
Microphone: | Dual Array Digital |
Keyboard: | Full-Size Island-Style with Numeric Keypad |
Pointing Device: | Touchpad with Multi-Touch Gesture Support |
Fingerprint Reader: | HP SimplePass with Integrated Fingerprint Reader |
I/O Ports: | |
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HDMI: | 1 |
USB 3.0: | 3 |
USB 2.0: | 1 |
VGA: | 1 |
RJ-45: | 1 |
Microphone-in: | 1 |
Headphone-out: | 1 |
Operating System: | |
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Genuine Windows 8 |
Power: | |
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90W AC Adapter 6-Cell 62WHr 2.8Ah Lithium-Ion Battery |
Dimensions: | |
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16.38"(W) x 1.39"(H) x 10.79"(D) |
Weight: | |
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6.94 lbs |
In the box:
- HP ENVY DV7-7243CL Quad-Core i7 Laptop with 17.3" Full HD LED Display
- 6-Cell Lithium-Ion Battery
- AC Adapter
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