You think these are cool? Well, wait until you see what else Audyssey has to offer.

These Audyssey speakers are great. They're compact, but that doesn't stop them from delivering high-quality sound. No, thanks to their optical connectivity, they can pump out some serious audio. In fact, they've been such a big hit, that Audyssey is working on introducing some variations. For example:

• Awwwdyssey speakers - same speakers, just furry and with really cute puppy dog eyes.
• Bawdyssey speakers - speakers that are always telling dirty jokes.
• Pawdyssey speakers - instead of the wire stand, these speakers stand on tiny paws.
• Clawdyssey speakers - speakers that'll scratch anyone who tries to turn them down.
• Maudyssey speakers - older speakers that help your younger, death-obsessed speakers achieve happiness (and sexual maturity).

Those are just a few varities that Audyssey is working on. So, look out for them here on Tech.Woot in the coming months. And to tide you over until they show up, why not grab these normal ones?

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