USB Crap

"Honnnney! Where's the thing? The thing that plugs into the computer! You know what I'm talking about -- it makes the computer do something it couldn't otherwise do! Right -- an accessory! And it plugs into the computer via some kind of universal serial bus. Right -- a USB accessory! Well I already looked under the cat!" 

Ends on April 1 at 9AM CT

About USB Accessories 

"USB" is a rectangular mass military formation, usually composed entirely of heavy infantry armed with spears, pikes, sarissas, or similar weapons. The term is particularly (and originally) used to describe the use of this formation in Ancient Greek warfare, although the ancient Greek writers used it to also describe any massed infantry formation.