Look, we're the closest thing to a friend that you have, so we're going to tell you this out of kindness because we like you: your tablet's the best thing going for you. Honestly, you don't bring a lot to the table in a physical sense, so you'd be better served adding some great accessories to your tablet. It'll also help distract from...whatever it is you've got going on there.
Ends on October 15 at 9AM CT
Eventually everything will be a tablet. Even you.