Rock On

Just because I wear an excessive amount of eyeliner and bite the heads off of small flying rodents in my spare time, that doesn't mean I can't appreciate an expertly landscaped yard. What can I say? I don't want a traditional speaker sticking out like a sore thumb and throwing off my Feng Shui.

Ends on December 10 at 9AM CT

About Speakers Disguised As Rocks

Some people say that speakers disguised as rocks are actually the souls of our lost loved ones communicating to us through music from the other side. Those people are also completely insane, and you probably shouldn't take anything they say even remotely seriously.