The National Wooter Service is predicting a printry mix through Thursday morning, with print speeds up to 34 pages per minute, and 8.5 x 11 inches of crisp text and images. However, visibility will be very high.
Sometimes we like to imagine that our desktop printers are full of little Ben Franklins and Johannes Gutenbergs and old codgers in green eyeshades, all running around putting our documents together with tiny little metal type. Then we start thinking, like, what if we're right? Then we force ourselves to think about something else before we try to check for ourselves and wind up destroying our printer. Again.