You've been a power employee here for what, three years? You know, we've really taken note of your power accomplishments. Which is why we'd like to offer you a power management position. You'll have up to four power employees below you. You think you're ready for the power responsibility?
Tired of BORING management techniques? Well it's time for POWER MANAGEMENT! At my seminar, I'll teach you how to POWER MOTIVATE low performing employees, get your people working with POWER TEAM BUILDING EXERCISES, as well as how to do POWER LAYOFFS! This Sunday at the Adult Education Center off Highway 123.