Six camera brands go lens-to-lens in the flick-off that'll knock your brick off! (That's a phrase we just made up. Start using it with all your friends.) Still, camcorder, HD, action: if you can't find a camera here that's to your liking, you're probably asking way too much out of life. No wonder it's so hard for you to find the right person to settle down with. We assume.
Maybe you think you don't need another camera. But what about the tiny people who live inside the cameras? When they don't have work painting the little pictures that come out, the predictable social malaise of widespread unemployment is sure to follow. Depression. Hooliganism. Public urination. Do you want that on your conscience? What kind of monster are you?