Bluetooth Crap

Dear Journal -- Six days now since the crash. Marcus snorkeled the wreckage, but could only retrieve our Bluetooth accessories. We got a weak signal from one of the headsets, meaning were are within 30 ft. of civilization…

Ends on February 28 at 9AM CT

About Bluetooth

According to ancient and medieval science, Bluetooth is the material that fills the region of the universe above the terrestrial sphere.