The Old Country

Batteries? What about us door-to-door power salesmen? What are we, and our hamsters and generator wheels, going to do NOW?

Back when I was a young lad, I would sit on the stoop and hear the call of all the tradesmen. "Ice! Ice for sale!" "Cheeee-seeeees! Fine Cheeee-seeees!" "Whooo wannnnts aaaaa sunnnnflower seeeeeeed!" But the greatest of all was the man who walked the streets with nothing but a hamster-powered generator and insulated gloves. The greatest... was the power grinder.

But now, that way of life might be forever lost. Because of these cheap, easy to use Kodak batteries, no longer need people wait for the afternoon power grinder visit. No longer will the lights flash and the smell of ozone fill the hall. Children who once laughed gleefully at a sprinting hamster will today merely pop in a battery and go back to their video games unthinkingly.

So cherish your traditions, oh, youth. One day, time will strip you of them.

And somewhere, a hamster weeps.

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Features

  • Long-lasting quality for high-drain devices and all battery applications
  • Battery size: AA
  • Amazing value you can trust
  • Battery chemistry: Alkaline
  • Best if used by 2019
  • Reclosable cardboard packaging
  • Environmentally friendly & safe for landfills: No Mercury or Cadmium

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska and Hawaii is not available for this item

Warranty: 1 Year Kodak

Specs

In the box:

  • Kodak MAX AA Alkaline Batteries - 72 Pack

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 24.110s
First Sucker:
portlandgirl
Last Wooter to Woot:
sdc100

Purchaser Experience

  • 10% first woot
  • 7% second woot
  • 28% < 10 woots
  • 22% < 25 woots
  • 33% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 13% one year old
  • 77% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 71% bought 1
  • 18% bought 2
  • 11% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Woots by State

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Kodak MAX AA Alkaline Batteries- 72 Pack
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