Hisense and Hisensibility
Four Weddings and Another Wedding
Kimmy Deathbear has always been the bridesmaid and never the bride, but today she'll be the bride five times. Due to a series of scheduling accidents and a number of comical misunderstandings, Kimmy accepted five proposals to five different suitors: There's Drake Mooj the eco-accountant, Samwise "Dumb" Wiseman the furniture exorcist, Shelby Dinosaur-Pizza the accident scientist, Otto the leather ottoman, and the T-4000 that hasn't been built yet but will certainly be a superior Terminator model. Throughout the five-tiered chaos, Kimmy learns a lot about herself and math because she never learned to count above three. Will she find love? Or will she find a dead body because four of the five weddings are set on top of ancient burial grounds? Spoiler: the fifth wedding is set on the sun.
Flonsy the Snowman
Q: What happens when a group of ragtag kids builds a snowman, name it Flonsy, and then it does nothing as winter quietly turns into spring? A: The snow melts and Flonsy dies, along with the hopes and dreams of the kids, who all grow up to be bitter coders. But this winter, the original group of kids have gotten together to build Flonsy one more time, for old time's sake. They do and nothing happens again. The group vows to never meet again.
Kathos the Warrior
It is a time of swords and magic, dragons and dragon-themed furniture, and furniture that has no dragon theme whatsoever. From the ashes of the ash-based house in which he lives, Kathos emerges as a hero in a world of heroes which makes him just a normal person. Every day, Kathos fights the good fight: he makes breakfast, takes the dragon transit to work, works an 8 hr day, complains about the weather, and goes home to eat dinner while watching Kathos the Warrior on his magic box made by Hisense before swallowing a boatload of sleeping pills to drown out the nearby sounds of burning villages. Will Kathos defeat the odds and pay his water bill on time? Sigh. We guess so.
Features
- 1080p Full HD resolution delivers ultimate detail and lifelike colors for a crystal-clear picture
- 120Hz Refresh Rate presents action packed sports and movies with a smoothness and stability that captures every image in astonishing detail
- Built-in WiFi and Ethernet: connect to the Internet wirelessly or through your existing network
- Android Smart TV; get the latest hit movies, TV shows, music, and more on demand from the internet straight to your TV
- Full web browser
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Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Specs
Specifications: | |
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Class: | 50" |
Viewable: | 49.5" |
Tuner: | NTSC/ATSC/QAM |
Resolution: | 1920 x 1080 |
Signal Compatibility: | 1080p, 1080i, 720p, 480p, 480i |
Colors: | 16.7 Million |
Contrast Ratio: | 3000:1 |
Brightness: | 300 nits |
Response Time: | 6ms |
Wall Mountable: | 400 x 400mm |
Inputs: | |
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HDMI: | 3 |
RF in: | 1 |
Component: | 1 |
Composite: | 1 (shared with component) |
VGA: | 1 |
Ethernet: | 1 |
USB 2.0: | 2 (1 firmware update only) |
Outputs: | |
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Digital Audio: | 1 |
Analog Audio: | 1 |
Additional Features: | |
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Refresh Rate: | 120Hz |
Backlight Type: | LED |
Built-in Apps: | Yes |
Progressive Scan: | Yes |
CCD | Yes |
Built-in Wi-Fi: | Yes |
Comb Filter | 3D Digital |
Noise Reduction: | Digital |
Parental Control: | Yes |
Sleep Timer: | Yes |
Speakers: | Built-in 10W x 2 |
Voltage Range: | AC 120V at 60Hz |
Dimensions: | |
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With Stand: | 44.45"(W) x 28.54"(H) x 11"(D) |
Without Stand: | 44.45"(W) x 26.27"(H) x 3.14"(D) |
Weight: | |
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With Stand: | 39.69 lbs |
Without Stand: | 33.08 lbs |
In the box:
- Hisense 50H5G 50" 1080p 120Hz Smart TV with Wi-Fi
- Stand with Hardware Screws
- Remote Control
- Power Cord
Specs
Specifications: | |
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Class: | 50" |
Viewable: | 49.5" |
Tuner: | NTSC/ATSC/QAM |
Resolution: | 1920 x 1080 |
Signal Compatibility: | 1080p, 1080i, 720p, 480p, 480i |
Colors: | 16.7 Million |
Contrast Ratio: | 3000:1 |
Brightness: | 300 nits |
Response Time: | 6ms |
Wall Mountable: | 400 x 400mm |
Inputs: | |
---|---|
HDMI: | 3 |
RF in: | 1 |
Component: | 1 |
Composite: | 1 (shared with component) |
VGA: | 1 |
Ethernet: | 1 |
USB 2.0: | 2 (1 firmware update only) |
Outputs: | |
---|---|
Digital Audio: | 1 |
Analog Audio: | 1 |
Additional Features: | |
---|---|
Refresh Rate: | 120Hz |
Backlight Type: | LED |
Built-in Apps: | Yes |
Progressive Scan: | Yes |
CCD | Yes |
Built-in Wi-Fi: | Yes |
Comb Filter | 3D Digital |
Noise Reduction: | Digital |
Parental Control: | Yes |
Sleep Timer: | Yes |
Speakers: | Built-in 10W x 2 |
Voltage Range: | AC 120V at 60Hz |
Dimensions: | |
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With Stand: | 44.45"(W) x 28.54"(H) x 11"(D) |
Without Stand: | 44.45"(W) x 26.27"(H) x 3.14"(D) |
Weight: | |
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With Stand: | 39.69 lbs |
Without Stand: | 33.08 lbs |
In the box:
- Hisense 50H5G 50" 1080p 120Hz Smart TV with Wi-Fi
- Stand with Hardware Screws
- Remote Control
- Power Cord
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