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Thanks to up-to-the-minute tracking, I don't track my package so much as stalk it.
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I usually get my news just like everybody else: I tune in radio waves directly through the fillings in my teeth.
Information gained through that method is FAR more accurate than anything I see on TV or online.
I find I get the best signal 1st thing in the morning right after I have brushed. And for some reason, I can't get ANYTHING after eating Pizza.
I know... WEIRD, right?
-- I was just now pondering the immortal last words of Socrates, who said:
"I drank WHAT???"