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In fact I'm sure that cats have internetz where they post lolzed pictures of humans.
Whales. Sub-frequency communications already exist there. ;o)
Monkeys, they are curious and have the proper paw structure.
Sloths because they're lazier than most of us
Bees, you might hate them, but they are some of the best communicators in nature. You do understand that most of the structure of the internet is already based on how bees communicate right?
Carrier Pigeons. Logical upgrade.
None! It would never exist.
To those who voted dolphin, just a reminder, they are only here for the fish. Mice are the obvious mental giants on this planet. Duh...
Apes, I don't need to explain do I?
Humans' formidable foe, the Octopus.
Virus's, the have already attempted to take over the human internet, they would need something to do if we were gone.
The mice would've created the computer that runs the internets
12 toed sloths
Apparently no one has played Star Control II or III. The precursors would've invented the Internet...before they turned themselves into cows.
BTW, you can get Star Control II for your Android phone. Its call Ur-Quan Masters. An awesome cult classic!
Crows and/or ravens!
Cats are the only species with the desire for the limited and impersonal interactions that are facilitated by the internet. They wouldn't develop the applications for flash crowds but everything else fits them to a tee.
I dunno...evidently this whole "earth" thing is some giant experiment of the mice. I think they've got something far more impressive than our primitive internet already.
Elephants are pretty bright, and have you seen that internet video of the elephant playing in the surf at the beach?
Ants-They communicate using chemicals so the internet would be a bit more damp. And maybe fragrant. Fire Ants will Rule the World!
circusninja wrote:To those who voted dolphin, just a reminder, they are only here for the fish. Mice are the obvious mental giants on this planet. Duh...
I would say chimpanzees or bonobos.
Mice since they had the Earth built in the first place.
I figured someone else would have pointed that out before I had to.