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Poll: A new medical procedure allows doctors to reanimate the recently deceased, with only a 1% chance of them reviving as a blood-thirsty zombie. Would you want to be revived?
  • 36.9% - No, if I go it’s my time. Don’t play with nature. 502
  • 14.9% - Yes! Life’s too precious to not try to prolong it! 203
  • 15.5% - Yes! But only because I hope I come back as a zombie! 210
  • 32.7% - Maybe. If I die tragically young or something, give it a shot. 444
1359 votes

Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist? Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed. For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?

chretist


quality posts: 3 Private Messages chretist

...than maybe I can head over to sellout.woot and eat their brains!

wingedsurfgirl


quality posts: 25 Private Messages wingedsurfgirl

If I come back as a Zombie... Would I know?

bblhed


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Don't we already reanimate heart attack victims all the time now?

cooker


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Did you guys not see "Pet Semetary"?

epicsatyr


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No zombification for me thanx. I don't even want to be revived

losbradley


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bblhed wrote:Don't we already reanimate heart attack victims all the time now?



Yep. And itty bitty babies.

crisdopher


quality posts: 3 Private Messages crisdopher

braaaaaaiiiiiinnnsss......
BBBRRAAAAAAAIIINNNNS!!!!...

RWoodward


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Once again for those thinking 1% is a small number, that would equal creating roughly 1,500 zombies every day.