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Poll: Which futuristic meal sounds better?
  • 9.3% - Meals that are pills! 180
  • 39.5% - Meals where it’s just a packet, but then you put it in the microwave, and presto! FULL BAKED TURKEY! 768
  • 51.2% - These both sound terrible! Leave food alone, science! 996
1944 votes

Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist? Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed. For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?

globalhavoc


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Meals should be intravenous, digestive systems should be extracted.

chretist


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Replicators!

spitfire6006006


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I hope all the "leave food alone, science" people cook all thier food over open fires that they started by hand without matches or lighters

mdkopper


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spitfire6006006 wrote:I hope all the "leave food alone, science" people cook all thier food over open fires that they started by hand without matches or lighters




. yes, so?

willybbridge


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I would like meals that are healthy and taste good. Thats the future to me. Stop serving me ammonia meat and cloned pig lips. Its totally gross man.

epicsatyr


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The "Back to the Future 2" Idea sounds the most plausible..... You put a compressed package of food in a machine, and it hydrates it to your liking. Wonder if they are over hydrated you end up with a giant beach ball of a donut?

ChronoSquall14


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epicsatyr wrote:The "Back to the Future 2" Idea sounds the most plausible..... You put a compressed package of food in a machine, and it hydrates it to your liking. Wonder if they are over hydrated you end up with a giant beach ball of a donut?



Mmmmm, beach ball donut... aghghghghghgbbbb

losbradley


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When I was a super-busy college student with a full-time job I wished for a meal in a pill but now I enjoy cooking and eating REAL food. I could really get behind self-cleaning dishes though...

DavidDrake


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Just think about it. You could have lobster, filets, roasted duck breasts or even super nachos plus with melted cheese on top just by putting a packet in a microwave! I think we have to fix the microwave first though. It can't even evenly heat pop-tarts or hot pockets. However, you can find the speed of light using a little math, a chocolate bar and a number found on the back of your microwave.

MISRy


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Chicken, good!

BTW: hydration refers to the presence or absence of water. Not the size of a thing. If you over hydrate you end up with a soup.

RWoodward


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MISRy wrote:Chicken, good!


MULTIPASS!

kenph2oski


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Futuristic meal makes sounds????
I hope in the future they make NO sounds...

Marvin: [depressed] I'd make a suggestion, but you wouldn't listen.
[even more depressed]
Marvin: No one ever does.

lancer843


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Pills all the way. They already have packet microwave meals, its called a hungry-man! Comes in as picture a:
Comes out as picture b:
Of course I wouldnt eat that if my life depended on it.
CANT WAIT FOR THE PILLS

danwat1234


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I liked the emergency rations that starfleet has engineered. It's amazing how nutritious they can make them.

cappo


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danwat1234 wrote:I liked the emergency rations that starfleet has engineered. It's amazing how nutritious they can make them.



Actually, Dr. Bashir designed a cookie that was much better, when he was in medical school. hehe


claren44


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Jane! Stop this crazy thing!

bluemilkisback


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Round up put holes in my intestines and gave me an autoimmune disease.