linrey wrote:My two units came, and as I suspected, and requested further inquiry, THEY ARE BOTH REFURBISHED UNITS. A label on the bottom of each box lists it as refurbished - see below:
Once upon a time there was a buyer who purchased these AR 900MHz Wireless Outdoor Speakers for the world of Woot. However, in his haste to rush these wonderful boxes of audio technology to you, he wrote the wrong number on the order parchment to the vendor. The vendor, being but a minion of the kingdom, did thus print the labels using this wrong number and then affix them to the pallets of boxes without ever reading the words they held. Tragically, had he but read them, he would have seen that the labels said "Refurbished" instead of NEW, which these boxes of wireless sound wizardry indeed were.
What does this mean to you? You received NEW speakers with the wrong labels. In other words, you got a label with 8 extra letters at no additional charge! That's right, eleven letters for the price of three!
Can you believe it? You don't? Ok, fine. If you feel that we're spewing you a pack of lies, please feel free to email Member Services at email@example.com and they can help you return the product for a full refund. Unfortunately, we do not have any available for replacement and if we did, they'd still say refurbished.
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