WootBot


quality posts: 14 Private Messages WootBot

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Looks like fun, huh? It's Borg of Crap, the newest Woot game and the first one ever at Tech.Woot! You're a humble generic robot racing through an electronics warehouse. Run, jump, and swim as fast as you can, while collecting chips and avoiding obstacles to earn cooler-looking robot parts. There's nothing more we can tell you that you wouldn't learn better by playing Borg of Crap itself. So start playing!



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billebouy


quality posts: 1 Private Messages billebouy


Wow, craptastic!

ryanjfrantz


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ryanjfrantz

I've beaten it twice and still no link to a Bundles of Crayons!!!!

omh1009


quality posts: 7 Private Messages omh1009

Is it PC only? I'm on android and the link doesn't work. It takes me back to the tech woot main. I don't have a computer at my job.;_;
edit: Ok,it loaded, but it has keyboard controls so I'm boned anyway.

Pinged from Newark NJ, to Fort Worth Texas.

spurradic


quality posts: 0 Private Messages spurradic
ryanjfrantz wrote:I've beaten it twice and still no link to a Bundles of Crayons!!!!



Me too very sad

Geethatsgr8


quality posts: 29 Private Messages Geethatsgr8

Does it only let you win an actual bag at random times during the day?

polkastria


quality posts: 6 Private Messages polkastria

Well, I was hoping if I built the Borg Of Crap.. we'd get a link to a Bundles of Crayons But no luck.

BigTemp


quality posts: 1 Private Messages BigTemp

Maybe if we asked Nicely?

renrutnairbwoot


quality posts: 5 Private Messages renrutnairbwoot

Any chance for a Bundles of Crayons if you...
-get a certain score
-choose the correct body parts
-share your robot on FB and Twitter
-go through the levels super fast or super slow

On my third try in a row, I got stuck in some box in the first round. I thought maybe if I sat there long enough I would get offered a Bundles of Crayons However, I waited for the timer to get to 5 minutes and gave up on that idea.

renrutnairbwoot


quality posts: 5 Private Messages renrutnairbwoot

I thought for sure I was going to get a Bag of Crap because I bought all of the most expensive parts. My robot looks like what you would expect you would want it to look like to get a Bag of Crap (see link below). Oh well.

http://tech.woot.com/borg?image=borg-19-19-19-19.png

xion2008


quality posts: 0 Private Messages xion2008

Why does the "beta FEEDBACK" button open a popup window of tech!woot with this game in the foreground??? It is a little hard to give feedback if it takes me to this game....
...hmmm, intentional? >.> ..

mtnbearwv


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mtnbearwv

Bought this the last time it was on woot. Very very low volume, even with a full charge. I would not recommend this bluetooth headset.

snair692


quality posts: 0 Private Messages snair692

I just like "The Warriors" quote. Cheers;)

astrobuf


quality posts: 0 Private Messages astrobuf

what a piece of crap. Does not work with my android tablet!

sdrls


quality posts: 0 Private Messages sdrls

wheeeeeee :D

freebird87


quality posts: 0 Private Messages freebird87

Darn, made a full Borg of crap and no bandolier of carrots. Oh well, fun game

cf


quality posts: 6 Private Messages cf

Cannot play on ubuntu. Boo!

manysounds


quality posts: 0 Private Messages manysounds

Awful. I played multiple times

Photographette


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Photographette

Got borged, quit once it started swimming

Dani Girl
photography

drdulttl


quality posts: 0 Private Messages drdulttl

I don't usually play games so is there anyplace I can look to find out how to play this damn game? I'd probably enjoy it more if I could get my robot to freakin' move! C'mon.. throw me a bone here people!

Catkicker


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Catkicker

tried to play 4 times and had it crash out while loading the first 3, on the 4th hit a box and couldnt do anything, not even find a way to quit, finally had to cntrl/alt/delete. starting to think the whole site should be called bag full of amazon. i miss woot

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 542 Private Messages ThunderThighs

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Catkicker wrote:tried to play 4 times and had it crash out while loading the first 3, on the 4th hit a box and couldnt do anything, not even find a way to quit, finally had to cntrl/alt/delete. starting to think the whole site should be called bag full of amazon. i miss woot


Sorry for the problems. I just played two levels in FireFox with no problems.

What browser are you using?
Is Flash up to date?



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pacu1


quality posts: 0 Private Messages pacu1
Catkicker wrote:tried to play 4 times and had it crash out while loading the first 3, on the 4th hit a box and couldnt do anything, not even find a way to quit, finally had to cntrl/alt/delete. starting to think the whole site should be called bag full of amazon. i miss woot



obeybarbie


quality posts: 0 Private Messages obeybarbie

waw!

dernst_ca1


quality posts: 35 Private Messages dernst_ca1

so is there supposed to be a prize for building Borg of Crap? all "?"

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dernst_ca1


quality posts: 35 Private Messages dernst_ca1
freebird87 wrote:Darn, made a full Borg of crap and no bandolier of carrots. Oh well, fun game



yeah

addicting like crap shoot

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dernst_ca1


quality posts: 35 Private Messages dernst_ca1

argh!

That time I made the who Borg of Crap and it went to a page for me to share it and it crashed!

D'oh!

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dernst_ca1


quality posts: 35 Private Messages dernst_ca1

Completed another Borg of Crap this is what I got this time http://www.flickr.com/photos/20033817@N00/9742879364/

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jn082105


quality posts: 29 Private Messages jn082105

What if we get a perfect game and don't hit any booby traps? Any luck getting a Big on Chucking then?

jmp8910


quality posts: 10 Private Messages jmp8910

One More Goal! I GOT ONE!!! You have to go to teh swimming level and they're is a door thing i went into by mistake and it gave me a link! ***edit***guess nobody fell for my april fools joke....epic fail

renrutnairbwoot


quality posts: 5 Private Messages renrutnairbwoot
jn082105 wrote:What if we get a perfect game and don't hit any booby traps? Any luck getting a beeee-ooooo-seeee then?



No, I got a perfect game back in 2012 (see above).

http://tech.woot.com/borg?image=borg-19-19-19-19.png

RebelTaz


quality posts: 8 Private Messages RebelTaz
cf wrote:Cannot play on ubuntu. Boo!



I played through on Ubuntu 12.04 just fine.