mick52


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what if, a long, long time ago. i had a shitty pinto?


JayMatt19


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mick52 wrote:what if, a long, long time ago. i had a shitty pinto?



what if I inquired if there were any other type of pinto?

daveinwarshington


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JayMatt19 wrote:what if I inquired if there were any other type of pinto?


What if we ate too many pinto beans?


JayMatt19


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daveinwarshington wrote:What if we ate too many pinto beans?



what if we ran out of toilet paper after you ate all the beans?

daveinwarshington


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JayMatt19 wrote:what if we ran out of toilet paper after you ate all the beans?


What if I used an old Montgomery Wards catalog for toilet paper?


eustacej4


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daveinwarshington wrote:What if I used an old Montgomery Wards catalog for toilet paper?



What if you didn't have any A&D adult diaper rash cream?

daveinwarshington


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eustacej4 wrote:What if you didn't have any A&D adult diaper rash cream?


What if I preferred to use 90 weight gear oil?


mick52


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what if i hope i never have to use any of this stuff?


daveinwarshington


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mick52 wrote:what if i hope i never have to use any of this stuff?


What if your gear box needed more oil?


Inatangle


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daveinwarshington wrote:What if your gear box needed more oil?



What if I used weight gear oil to fry a turkey?

daveinwarshington


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Inatangle wrote:What if I used weight gear oil to fry a turkey?


What if it worked better than peanut oil?


mick52


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what if your fried turkey just made everyone puke?


JayMatt19


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mick52 wrote:what if your fried turkey just made everyone puke?



Who would clean up that mess?

daveinwarshington


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JayMatt19 wrote:Who would clean up that mess?


What if we got one of those robotic vacuum cleaners to do that?


Inatangle


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daveinwarshington wrote:What if we got one of those robotic vacuum cleaners to do that?



What if the robotic vacuum cleaner decided to take over the world instead?

hot72chev


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Inatangle wrote:What if the robotic vacuum cleaner decided to take over the world instead?



What if a robot can't function in a vacuum?

x9
It seemed like a good idea at the time.

daveinwarshington


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hot72chev wrote:What if a robot can't function in a vacuum?


What if this robot also does dishes & brings you beer?


Inatangle


quality posts: 120 Private Messages Inatangle
daveinwarshington wrote:What if this robot also does dishes & brings you beer?



What if the dishes the robot washed still had old pretzels stuck on them?

daveinwarshington


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Inatangle wrote:What if the dishes the robot washed still had old pretzels stuck on them?


What if we find out who didn't eat all of their pretzels?


Inatangle


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daveinwarshington wrote:What if we find out who didn't eat all of their pretzels?



What if we took the one who didn't eat all of their pretzels and made them write "I will not waste my food" 500 times?

mick52


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Inatangle wrote:What if we took the one who didn't eat all of their pretzels and made them write "I will not waste my food" 500 times?



what if, i just socked you all in the head instead?


daveinwarshington


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mick52 wrote:what if, i just socked you all in the head instead?



What if I was wearing socks on my head?


Inatangle


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daveinwarshington wrote:What if I was wearing socks on my head?



What if the socks I was wearing on my head were bummed out because they wanted to be on my hands?

mick52


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what if your socks just wanted to be put on your feet?


daveinwarshington


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mick52 wrote:what if your socks just wanted to be put on your feet?


What if I ignored what my clothing wanted?


Inatangle


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daveinwarshington wrote:What if I ignored what my clothing wanted?



What if I ignored what my clothing wanted for so long that it got sick and came down with a severe case of Ring Around the Collar?

daveinwarshington


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Inatangle wrote:What if I ignored what my clothing wanted for so long that it got sick and came down with a severe case of Ring Around the Collar?


What if I donated the sick clothes & bought new?


hot72chev


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daveinwarshington wrote:What if I donated the sick clothes & bought new?



What if they reject the sick clothes you want to donate?

x9
It seemed like a good idea at the time.

JayMatt19


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hot72chev wrote:What if they reject the sick clothes you want to donate?



What if I developed the cure for sick clothes?

mick52


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what if we just wash the sick clothes with bleach and hot water?


hot72chev


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mick52 wrote:what if we just wash the sick clothes with bleach and hot water?



What if we run out of hot water?

x9
It seemed like a good idea at the time.

daveinwarshington


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hot72chev wrote:What if we run out of hot water?


What if I had to take a cold shower because the hot water heater is broken?


Inatangle


quality posts: 120 Private Messages Inatangle
daveinwarshington wrote:What if I had to take a cold shower because the hot water heater is broken?



What if the hot water heater cost too much to replace?

daveinwarshington


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Inatangle wrote:What if the hot water heater cost too much to replace?


What if you get one on sale at woot?


JayMatt19


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daveinwarshington wrote:What if you get one on sale at woot?



What if we cant find someone how knows how to install the model we bought on sale at woot?

daveinwarshington


quality posts: 86 Private Messages daveinwarshington
JayMatt19 wrote:What if we cant find someone how knows how to install the model we bought on sale at woot?


What if you just ask one of the woot mods, like TT, for installation instructions?


JayMatt19


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daveinwarshington wrote:What if you just ask one of the woot mods, like TT, for installation instructions?



What if we need an official technician to install it for warrantee purposes, but we can't find one?

Inatangle


quality posts: 120 Private Messages Inatangle
JayMatt19 wrote:What if we need an official technician to install it for warrantee purposes, but we can't find one?



What if we had to take cold showers until an official technician showed up?

daveinwarshington


quality posts: 86 Private Messages daveinwarshington
Inatangle wrote:What if we had to take cold showers until an official technician showed up?


What if we looked at how we removed the old one, put the new one in ourselves, and realized it was very easy?


hot72chev


quality posts: 25 Private Messages hot72chev
daveinwarshington wrote:What if we looked at how we removed the old one, put the new one in ourselves, and realized it was very easy?



What if we finished in time to make it to Happy Hour?

x9
It seemed like a good idea at the time.