roadlizard7


quality posts: 1 Private Messages roadlizard7

Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine. Here's looking at you kid. Play it Sam. We'll always have Paris. But it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.

randecarlson


quality posts: 0 Private Messages randecarlson

"Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue..."

"What do you make of this? Well, I can make a hat..."

"I take my coffee like my men..."

- so so many Airplane quotes...

"And I was never here" - Admiral Greer (James Earl Jones) - Hunt for Red October

"My morse code is so rusty I could be sending the measurements for the playmate of the month" - Hunt for Red October

"I'm a politician; when I'm not kissing babies I'm stealing their candy" - Hunt for Red October

Where does this end?

ari4


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"A half-finished book is, after all, a half-finished love affair."
Robert Frobisher, Cloud Atlas

WootGwen


quality posts: 0 Private Messages WootGwen
HomerTime wrote:"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means"

Princess Bride



Agreed!!

Gwen E Mills

robfly3


quality posts: 0 Private Messages robfly3

I'll be back. Arnold - Terminator

zed42


quality posts: 0 Private Messages zed42

"When somebody asks you if you're a god, you say YES!" -- Venkman (Ghostbusters)

"Never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line! HAHA! HAHA! HA-hurk." -- Vizini (The Princess Bride)

"If I went around saying I was Emperor because some watery tart threw a scimitar at me, you'd call me a loony! Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is not basis for a system of government!" (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

"I'm Brian, and so's my wife!" (The Life of Brian)

prfesser


quality posts: 8 Private Messages prfesser

"Do or do not; there is no try." -Yoda The Empire Strikes Back.

moles1138


quality posts: 46 Private Messages moles1138

You've got to be f*cking kidding!
- the Thing


whitekenny


quality posts: 3 Private Messages whitekenny

Sergeant Prendergast: F@ck you, F#ck you very much.
[continues walking past Yardly and the news crews]
Captain Yardley: You're welcome...

-Falling Down

GoodDoctor1


quality posts: 0 Private Messages GoodDoctor1

"You don't spell it son, you eat it."

---16 Candles

bblhed


quality posts: 11 Private Messages bblhed

"Have a better one."
-Blade Runner

"Coming, it isn't even breathing hard."
-Weird Science

ardubu


quality posts: 9 Private Messages ardubu

"Take no prisoners !"
Lawrence of Arabia

"Where da white women at?"
Blazing Saddles

"We're going to need a bigger boat!"
Jaws

"Do you smell shoe polish?"
Clerks

Ah, the hell with it.

mackyds


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mackyds

In Space, No one can hear you scream!!!! (From the original "Alien" movie)

davidmcgill


quality posts: 1 Private Messages davidmcgill

"No. Don't do that, don't do that. If you shoot him you'll just make him mad."
"Mongo only pawn in game of life."
"Excuse me while I whip this out..."

...and several politically incorrect ones that I shall not post here.

-Blazing Saddles

bewis


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bewis

"What we have here is a failure to communicate"
Cool Hand Luke

armrdp


quality posts: 2 Private Messages armrdp

Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.

damjadi


quality posts: 0 Private Messages damjadi

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain. Time to die.

-Blade Runner

readforu


quality posts: 0 Private Messages readforu

nobody puts baby in the corner

SMONYSE


quality posts: 0 Private Messages SMONYSE

Remember, when in doubt, F__k.

Scent Of A Woman

https://video.search.yahoo.com/video/play?p=scent+of+a+woman+When+in+doubt+Mentos&vid=ec1cd148cde4c07dfac2f8f1ca27087e&turl=https%3A%2F%2Ftse2.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOVP.Ve51828fa865f4d3ecedfa6936533a1fd%26pid%3D15.1%26h%3D224%26w%3D300%26c%3D7%26rs%3D1&rurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dq-4De-rHOuE&tit=Remember%2C+when+in+doubt...Mentos&c=1&h=224&w=300&l=28&sigr=11bp96j0s&sigt=10uaad4pi&sigi=132u9hdqv&ct=p&age=1405958400&fr2=p%3As%2Cv%3Av&hsimp=yhs-001&hspart=mozilla&tt=b

Discord


quality posts: 8 Private Messages Discord

The life of a Repo Man is always intense.

madduxr11


quality posts: 0 Private Messages madduxr11

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

wtfemokid


quality posts: 1 Private Messages wtfemokid

"F__k it ! I'm gonna get some mangoes."

davidwh


quality posts: 0 Private Messages davidwh

"I gonna have science the s**t out of this."

Mark Watney, "The Martian"

PocketBrain


quality posts: 61 Private Messages PocketBrain
Craig3010 wrote:Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash




Beat me to it. My 2nd choice is, "Alright, you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this? This is my BOOMSTICK!!!"


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Or maybe just, "Groovy!"

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Too many good quotes in that movie.

Thanks to up-to-the-minute tracking, I don't track my package so much as stalk it.

l44fox


quality posts: 1 Private Messages l44fox

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn! Rett Butler Gone With the Wind [1939]

beaglebrains


quality posts: 7 Private Messages beaglebrains

(Wow - what a great read this has been!)

"We're gonna need a bigger boat" Richard Dreyfus in Jaws

And of course.... "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0s_wZgxA7s" Bruce Willis in Die Hard(s)

skippyfab


quality posts: 0 Private Messages skippyfab

"Look, you take yourself out of the game, you start talking about puppy dogs and ice cream, of course its going to end up on the friendship tip."

Trent in Swingers

Uniden 2.4GhZ cordless phone with 4 handsets and answering system
Philips DECT 6.0 4 Handset Cordless Phone and Digital Answering Machine
Marshmallow Popper
Polaroid High Definition Digital Camcorder

floridagatorgirl5


quality posts: 0 Private Messages floridagatorgirl5

When Harry Met Sally

I'll have what she's having

foobarski


quality posts: 6 Private Messages foobarski

Well, I believe in the soul, the c*ck, the p*ssy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

-- Crash Davis, Bull Durham

"Is there anything a man don't stand to lose, when the devil wants to take it all away?
Cherish well your thoughts, and keep a tight grip on your booze.
Cause thinkin' and drinkin' are all I have today."
-- John Perry Barlow / Bob Weir ("Mexicali Blues")

Amzilla


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Amzilla

Badges! Badges! We don't need no stinking badges!

snavagauster


quality posts: 0 Private Messages snavagauster

So as rain follows fire, and even dragons have their end.

-Bilbo Baggins

chuckf1


quality posts: 3 Private Messages chuckf1

"Wherever you go, that's where you're at" Buckaroo Banzai.

nordburgh


quality posts: 0 Private Messages nordburgh

Nick: You got a good sense of humor Bob, I like that in a man
Bob: What do you like in a woman?
Nick: Big tits

Bob: They're going to shoot at us aren't they?
Nick: Well Bob, that's what they brought the guns for

-Real Men

Roland: You enjoy driving a cab?
Rocco: No, as soon as I get my drivers license, I'm quitting

Roland: These seats are dreadful, they're facing the stage

-Brain Donors

phaseed


quality posts: 0 Private Messages phaseed

Your gonna need a bigger boat!

JAWS

foobarski


quality posts: 6 Private Messages foobarski

She turned me into a newt!
A newt?
... I got better.

"Is there anything a man don't stand to lose, when the devil wants to take it all away?
Cherish well your thoughts, and keep a tight grip on your booze.
Cause thinkin' and drinkin' are all I have today."
-- John Perry Barlow / Bob Weir ("Mexicali Blues")

fredo_c


quality posts: 2 Private Messages fredo_c

"We've got to be good to sell the butcher a steak."

Murder, My Sweet

ledeve


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ledeve

toto, i don't think we're in kansas anymore......or there's no place like home....
wizard of oz

weekenddrunk


quality posts: 0 Private Messages weekenddrunk

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Revenge is a dish.

foobarski


quality posts: 6 Private Messages foobarski

Yarp!

- Michael Armstrong, Hot Fuzz

"Is there anything a man don't stand to lose, when the devil wants to take it all away?
Cherish well your thoughts, and keep a tight grip on your booze.
Cause thinkin' and drinkin' are all I have today."
-- John Perry Barlow / Bob Weir ("Mexicali Blues")

isrchu


quality posts: 1 Private Messages isrchu

Lili Von Shtupp: Oh, it's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!