Asus 15.6" Dual-Core i5 Laptop

by wootbot

Protect The Basus

If used in a sci-fi movie, it'd be better off than 99% of the bases out there.

You know how in nearly every movie where people are trying to destroy a base, they always go for the core? The problem is the bases aren't set up like this laptop. If they were, the whole defending the base thing wouldn't be such a problem.

Thanks to its dual-core design, this Asus 5.6" Dual-Core i5 Laptop is ready for those pesky attempts to take out its core. We're not saying it's totally impenetrable, but it would take a little more effort (make that twice the effort!) than it would've taken with just one core.

Other than that, we're not sure what it does. Computing stuff? Yeah, probably computing stuff. But whatever it does, it'll be a lot harder for those plucky space rebels to shut it down.