Thanks to the Pronto, I can control anything by using my phone as a remote. ANYTHING.
For example, watch: I'm going to turn on the TV. [turns on TV] I'm a god! Go ahead, ask me to control another thing.
Can you turn on the A/C?
Ha! Child's play! Why not just...[turns on A/C]...be cool. Hahahaha get it?
Can you turn on the sink?
Well......no, but that's not...why would you turn on a sink unless you're right by the water?
Ok, can you take out the trash?
Take out the......no, why are you asking......of course the Pronto can't collect all the trash in my house and walk it out to the garbage bin.
You did say you could control anything.
Yeah but not......you're stressing me out.
How about reheating a pizza?
NO, I CAN'T REHEAT A PIZZA, OK? I'M JUST...ASK ME ABOUT THINGS I HAVE CONNECTED TO MY PRONTO PLEASE. I DON'T HAVE A ROBOT BUTLER TO PUT MY PIZZA IN THE OVEN AND—
Alright alright. It's ok. Just breathe.
Sorry, I just......I just wanted to impress you.
I'm impressed. Don't worry.
Can you......turn the TV off?
CAN I? WATCH THIS! [turns off TV] LIKE MAGIC! HAHAHA I CONTROL THE UNIVERSE!