It's only a matter of time before all phones are unlocked [evil laughter]
Your Samsung Galaxy is ringing. It's you on the other end telling yourself not to answer the phone anymore and also not to eat any sandwiches offered by anyone calling themselves The Chief. The other you hangs up. You're totally confused. Then you turn around to see a man in a suit and a hat. He says he's The Chief and holds out a loose meat sandwich. There's smoke from a smoke machine and a blue light. A seagull screams the name of the company. It's Samsung. Samsung. Samsung.