Hisense TVs will make you want to watch TV
You're watching TV and suddenly you realize it's not a Hisense HDTV so you get up, leave your house and never return. It just makes Hisense. HAHAHAHAHAHAHisense.
The sound kind of subwoofer, not the dog that lives in the submarine kind
TVs so smart you'll sit there and go "duuuuuuuuuuuuh" until you fall over
Samsung sees everything. All hail Samsung.
TVs are like the knights of olde... without a mount, they're just not as good.
The gorillas have taken over the power banks
I'd rather be a count chocula, but maybe that's just me
50% odds, 50% ends
The maximum amount of Enviro legally allowed in a battery
Allow us to smack that phone out of your hand and offer you this FREE phone service from FreedomPop
These bags will not charge unless provoked
Welcome to the charging station, let's juice up your stuff
Dat glass tho
Isn't it a-Maze-ing HAHAHAHA yes it is.
GUITARS WILL MAKE YOU COOL
Don't be insecure, get eN-Secure
This deal is cymbalic
For that fabulous body of yours
Go to a loud club and put on headphones
Made of pure action and also some camcorder parts
These cars will make you say "WowWee!" or "car!" or "hi" or something
Made from real jawbone
Unlock the power of calling your mom
Watch movies and listen to music instead of driving
Find the perfect gift for that special garage in your life
Here's my card, have your data talk to my data.
Project footage of an elephant onto a piano
Also works with Banana.
Have you heard about movies?
If YES then BUY; if NO then BUY ANYWAY AND LEARN TO LOVE THEM
This becomes something much more scary depending on how you group the words.
Perfect for sitting in the car
You're smart. These watches are smart too. You two should hang out.
Maker your smartphone even smarterphone
First, mindset; second, headset.