We unlocked this phone and bats flew out
Rejected commercial for the Samsung S6 Unlocked GSM 32GB:
CHEF: Ok, now I add the final ingredient...wait......assistant Geraldo, what is this?
GERALDO: A Samsung S6 GSM 32GB.
CHEF: YOU FOOL, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE A PASTA WITH THIS? I TOLD YOU TO GET A SAMSUNG S6 UNLOCKED GSM 32GB!
GERALDO: Oh no! I'm so sorry, Chef Tousaunt!
CHEF: Into the spider closet with you.
[Samsung logo appears]